Today I thought about the moniker little old lady, the fabled driver of immaculate used cars and her other roles. What about the other 7 combinations?
big-old-lady Matron
little-young-lady Cute kid
big-young-lady I'm not touching this
little-old-gent Yoda?
big-old-gent Ex-wrestler?
little-young-gent Scion
big-young-gent Fitness enthusiast
So it seems that big is somewhat pejorative, and gents are less talked about.
Perhaps we could also try the other combinations of hot little hands.