Husband day care centre

What a great idea.

Fu?

Strange sign, I thought, when I saw this in an underground car park. Was it trying to point me towards martial arts lessons or trying to insult me?

A little later, looking at another sign, I realised that it was stuck trying to scroll the word Full. Which this part of the car park wasn't, incidentally.

Great logic, guys

The British police have just released a computer aged image of what Madeleine McCann might look like today at 9 years and are asking Portuguese police to reopen the Madeleine McCann case. But then I read that a detective was quoted as saying:


"We are working on the basis of two possibilities here - one is that Madeleine is still alive; and the second that she is sadly dead," he said.


Huh, are there other possibilities, like she's a zombie?